QE for the Shy Guy - Ep. 2.36

Episode 2.36 – Queer Eye for the Shy Guy: Sean Keenan

First Aired in SA: 7 June 06

Sean (crying): “You guys are just great. This is a turning point in my life.”

This is why I believe this show must go on and is so vitally important: They really do change lives.

Just ask yourself if there are things in your life that could be better. Once you identify them, you can make them better, and your life will be better.

Sean is hot. He’s cute. But a little bit naïve (such as the tighty-whitey situation brought about by none other than Carson).

Some highlights:
Kyan does some Edward Scissorhands-like stuff to Ted’s hair.
The guys get some unbelievable entertainment from the porn on the computer.
Sean has the Indy Jones outfit, including the bag. (How cool is that!?)
Carson uses the stretch machine to do some splits.
There is a shopping centre with a walk-in cooler and you get a warm jacket to go in with!
Sean messes food in the shopping centre’s aisle.
The boys pretend to be girls speed dating with Sean. (Very funny.)
Thom drove away really fast in this episode.
Thom goes for the booze; Kyan is chowing again.
The boys bet on the women. Some of those gals are really crazy. Jai wins the pot.
Look out for Ted clearing the table violently in his Hip Tip section.

Quotes:

Carson: “I’m just gonna think out loud but he’s freakin’ hot.”

Carson: “He’s gonna be a stay at home DJ.”

Ted: “So, this guy might be a loser: He meets all his friends on the computer.”
Thom: “Wait. I’m sorry: Might be?” (Rolls his eyes.)

Thom: “Guys, if all else fails, we can just get him an inflatable doll.”

Jai (getting out of car): “Ooh, wait. Flower bed.”
Carson: “Caution.”

Sean: “I love toys.”

Carson: “It’s very wicked.”
Sean: “The colours match.”
Jai: “Oh, look at you, the colours match.”

Ted: “Oh, look, mouse poop. The rodents have found the snack drawer too.”

Ted: “Wow, this vacuum cleaner sucks. In that, it doesn’t.”

Sean (about his mermaid tattoo): “This is the only girl that will stay with me.”

Thom: “You guys, someday when I’m thin enough, this is gonna be my mirror… What the hell is this?”

Sean is explaining that his hundred dollar torn sofa was worth it:
Thom: “You think?”

Carson (to Sean): “I think your fascination with stuffed animals is fantastic.”
Thom laughs.

Carson (about where Sean got his pillow from): “A street person.”
Thom laughs.

Jai (about switching off the porn on the computer): “And off it goes. Literally, off it goes.”

Kyan is asking Sean about razor burn:
Kyan: “How often does this happen?”
Sean: “Every time I shave.”

Carson: “What would you wear on a date?”
Sean: “Let me look around on the floor here.”
[In Sean’s defence, Carson had thrown all his clothes on the floor already. It’s just the way Sean said it that was hysterical.]

Carson (answering Sean’s phone): “No, he can’t come to the phone right now. He’s with a man right now.”

Sean (about meeting girls and being nervous): “Depends how good looking they are.”

Thom (about a spinning chair): “I like her ass. Oh, I like her ass better.”

Ted: “We’ve got to get to the deli counter before the little old ladies do. They’re brutal.”

Ted: “A chicken should look white.”
Sean: “A dead chicken?”

Sean: “Garlic roast potatoes.”
Ted: “Anything else catch your eye in particular?”
Sean: “Just the garlic roast potatoes.”
Ted: “You can have them. I’ll let you have the garlic roast potatoes. No problem.”

Sean (in the changing room): “No peeking Carson.”

Sean (to Carson): “You’re so much fun.”

Kyan: “I used to play this at band camp.”

Sean (to Jai): “Can I hire you? Like full time?”

Sean (to the boys): “If I was gay, I’d kiss you guys.”

Carson: “This is not underwear. This is birth control.”

Kyan: “Cindy… Good.”
Sean: “What do you do for fun?”
Kyan: “I have a cactus farm… Research. About cactuses.”

Carson: “My name is Scampi. God, you’re hot. Look at your eye colour.”

Carson: “Leave it to cleavage.”

Kyan: “He looks very handsome… Even though he shaved off his chin.”
Thom: “You need your chin. Even for Hurry Date.”

Thom (about a marriage question): “Ohmigod, I’m not even straight and I had a heart attack with that question.”

Sean is chewing while talking about his matches with the Hurry Date organizers:
Carson: “Stop chewing!”